Spoiled...
As UK Wildcat fans we are SPOILED.
We are spoiled because:
-we expect a win every time.
-we expect a win every time at Rupp.
-we expect a win at any SEC conference game.
-we expect 6 wins at a SEC conference tournament...shit, they call it CATlanta!
-we expect a Fitch, Hayes, Bogans, Prince, Shepard, Mashburn, Anderson, Mercer, Walker (Antoine and Kenny, Delk, Nazr, McCarty, Ford, Feldhaus #12 (my personal fav), Farmer, Hansen, Chapman, Macy, Issel, or anyone else before my time to make every shot Joe Craw(fish)ford misses.
-we expect UK to come from behind and beat everybody like they did LSU in 1994 a 31 point comeback.
-we expect UK to win no matter what the circumstances...and friggin' Simatuinalalafrigga Gaines (GA) is no excuse.
-we expect a coach to come dominate like Pitino (love him or hate him...the man owned Lexington and the SEC.)
-we expect the coaches son to suck.
-we expect that Duke is our one true enemy...David Kyle, I don't know why I didn't beat you for wearing a D(UK)E hat to Christmas...well, it's still at Ruth's.
-we expect any game at tobacco road to be tough, but we'll win.
-we expect UK to be the Florida GAYtors easily (can't you see the spread w/Bogans raising the roof on the front page of Lex Herald.
-we expect UK games to be played even though there is 24 ft. of snow at Lost Creek.
-we expect Altro Cable to have UK's game on regardless if it's on Ch. 96 or Ch. 4.
-we expect Pam to pop for reals popcorn when UK is playing.
-we expect Randowski to eat all the for reals popcorn.
-we expect Ruth and Jess to walk to the house to watch UK no matter the weather conditions.
-we expect UK to win...and thats why we can't help but watch every game until the buzzer, because we always have hope that the Big Blue will always win.
-we expect UK to run full court press the whole game and dominate.
-we expect Chris Latewear to throw up a shit shot to end a game.
-we expect UK to make it to the Elite 8 or Final 4 every year.
-we expect not to watch U of L games at Lost Creek, but David Peden is a closet UK fan; therefore, we may watch a U of L game here and there (only when he visits).
-we expect Midnight Madness will become a holiday soon, and
-we expect the USA Freedom Eagle will ride a Wildcat into battle very soon...true story.
Peeps, I have been disappointed that UK has lost before, but the loss to Georgia hit me hard...what the heck? Jon, I know ya feel me. I will still watch and cheer on the True Blue no matter what and become a JUKE-BOX HERO!, he's got stars in his eyes!
We are spoiled because:
-we expect a win every time.
-we expect a win every time at Rupp.
-we expect a win at any SEC conference game.
-we expect 6 wins at a SEC conference tournament...shit, they call it CATlanta!
-we expect a Fitch, Hayes, Bogans, Prince, Shepard, Mashburn, Anderson, Mercer, Walker (Antoine and Kenny, Delk, Nazr, McCarty, Ford, Feldhaus #12 (my personal fav), Farmer, Hansen, Chapman, Macy, Issel, or anyone else before my time to make every shot Joe Craw(fish)ford misses.
-we expect UK to come from behind and beat everybody like they did LSU in 1994 a 31 point comeback.
-we expect UK to win no matter what the circumstances...and friggin' Simatuinalalafrigga Gaines (GA) is no excuse.
-we expect a coach to come dominate like Pitino (love him or hate him...the man owned Lexington and the SEC.)
-we expect the coaches son to suck.
-we expect that Duke is our one true enemy...David Kyle, I don't know why I didn't beat you for wearing a D(UK)E hat to Christmas...well, it's still at Ruth's.
-we expect any game at tobacco road to be tough, but we'll win.
-we expect UK to be the Florida GAYtors easily (can't you see the spread w/Bogans raising the roof on the front page of Lex Herald.
-we expect UK games to be played even though there is 24 ft. of snow at Lost Creek.
-we expect Altro Cable to have UK's game on regardless if it's on Ch. 96 or Ch. 4.
-we expect Pam to pop for reals popcorn when UK is playing.
-we expect Randowski to eat all the for reals popcorn.
-we expect Ruth and Jess to walk to the house to watch UK no matter the weather conditions.
-we expect UK to win...and thats why we can't help but watch every game until the buzzer, because we always have hope that the Big Blue will always win.
-we expect UK to run full court press the whole game and dominate.
-we expect Chris Latewear to throw up a shit shot to end a game.
-we expect UK to make it to the Elite 8 or Final 4 every year.
-we expect not to watch U of L games at Lost Creek, but David Peden is a closet UK fan; therefore, we may watch a U of L game here and there (only when he visits).
-we expect Midnight Madness will become a holiday soon, and
-we expect the USA Freedom Eagle will ride a Wildcat into battle very soon...true story.
Peeps, I have been disappointed that UK has lost before, but the loss to Georgia hit me hard...what the heck? Jon, I know ya feel me. I will still watch and cheer on the True Blue no matter what and become a JUKE-BOX HERO!, he's got stars in his eyes!
posted by Jeol and AThom-Bomb at 1:54 AM
5 Comments:
...we expect at times to have to go down to Dad's office to watch the game and David Willis shows up.
Honestly, I have reset the bar on my expectations. If you will remember my "The Sun is Gone, But I Have Light" post, I clearly define my new standards for Tubb-O and the pussycats. So far, they are right on track for me to consider it an acceptable season.
Is Jack Tommy Rubber Band Man invited to your birthday partay?
You forgot to mention that we expect UK to win. And maybe I'll try to add a few:
- We expect the coach's son to suck and then be an assistant coach.
- We expect to find out that Masellio was actually Pitino's illegitimate child. (Why didn't he become an assistant coach?)
- We expect to watch the game twice in one day if Dad decides to golf while the game is on.
- We expect (and hope) that the denim jerseys never, ever ever come back.
I expect Kentucky to recruit top 100 players.
I think I heard Juke Box Hero for the first time on Sunday while I was making my way to the UK's game. That song could be my new theme song.
I may have to send ya a birthday present that I found here at work.
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