Hello...machine.
What goes? How are the folks in blog world a doin? If you all are doin' alright that is great, but a couple of things are runnin' a train on a my mind! Why does a kitty cat want to show you lovin' at 4:00 in the morning? Why does a katee want to eat all the hair ties your fiancee' has? Why does the kitty want to climb every curtain you have? Why does the cat want to lick your face when you've been asleep for ten minutes? Why does the cat want to wage war on any and every moth that he/she comes into contact with? Why does Andy Templeton want to put his head in every open container around? Why is a cat the best pet ever to have in this world times fifty?!!? If I had a friend as good as the kitty's I've owned...geez ooowww petez! Top Cats: (not countin' Andy Templeton, and I'm partial to my own):
6)Pat.....Great name, good cat.
5)Killer...white, hairy, lethal, mean, stinky, and shit out a bunch on kittens!
4)Chloe & Zhoee...sorry for spelling, but these cats are a staple of JD and Beth! Big and big...I wouldn't want to meet these cats in a dark alley.
3)Fluffy...cat o' the year in 2001, 2002, 2003and 2005. Still an awesome feline specimen.
2)Boris...with a name like that...your a pimp cat and Chase he was not Fugly!
1)Artemus...alias-GOAT...is anyone gonna deny this fe-fine! Jon do you remember the noise he would make if you woke him up from a nap.
Andy Templeton has some great teachers...Chase when are you gettin' a baby cat? Be good!
6)Pat.....Great name, good cat.
5)Killer...white, hairy, lethal, mean, stinky, and shit out a bunch on kittens!
4)Chloe & Zhoee...sorry for spelling, but these cats are a staple of JD and Beth! Big and big...I wouldn't want to meet these cats in a dark alley.
3)Fluffy...cat o' the year in 2001, 2002, 2003and 2005. Still an awesome feline specimen.
2)Boris...with a name like that...your a pimp cat and Chase he was not Fugly!
1)Artemus...alias-GOAT...is anyone gonna deny this fe-fine! Jon do you remember the noise he would make if you woke him up from a nap.
Andy Templeton has some great teachers...Chase when are you gettin' a baby cat? Be good!


3 Comments:
Two things, Turd 899.
1). Zoe should be at least 2 or 3 on your list. She is a badazz cat. Never met a stranger. Hell, she let Brad Austin pet her. Not even scared that he could snap her neck.
2). Pooper? The fartingest cat this side of anywhere. No love?
There definitely needs to be an honorable mention list... if for no other reason than they have cool names.
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If you haven't yet, check out Mean Kitty. The meanest, coolest alpha-male cat known as Sir Oliver is on there...
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